My kids love to eat raw broccoli. How can I complain about this? Well, because it makes their breath stink, that's how. I'm totally happy they eat something so awesome. But please do not breathe in your mother's face while you are eating it, after you have eaten it or when you are ever thinking about eating it. Thank you! Oh, and that is how the mirror always looks except for the first 15 minutes of Saturday cleaning when Johnny and Evelyn have polished it right before they put their hands on it again.