Monday, January 31, 2011
Eve just learned how to take off her diaper. After only one harrowing and disgusting experience, I have learned the power of duct tape on a diaper during naps. She does see the need to wear her boots even if her rear end is not covered. Johnny sees no need to cover his rear end, however. I bribe him to wear underwear and it's a special occasion to get him to wear clothes. He thinks he's a dog. "I'm Itchy, mommy. Itchy no wear clothes." Itchy is the sidekick of Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven, which is a definite family favorite around here.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
We'll most likely show his first girlfriend before we show his children. Whoever it is needs to know what an awesome package deal they're getting.
Lightning quick nose-picking skills.
Evidently whoever she is also needs to be aware that I am going to be part of the picture and I will not hesitate to use force when necessary when it comes to my children.