Legend tells of a legendary family whose kung-fu skills were the stuff of legends.
They traveled the land in search of worthy candy. I see you like to chew. Why don't you chew ON MY TOOTSIE POP?
Their foes would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness.
If you have any respect for who we are and what we do. YOU will be gone by morning.
Quit. Don't quit. Noodle. Don't noodle. You are too concerned with what has been and what will be. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
Were you pointing at me, Master?
Who can be entrusted with the secret to limitless power? I don't know.
We do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears.
Can I punch through walls? Can I do a quadruple back flip? Will I have invisibility?
No extra charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.