Remember how I have children? That's plural - child + ren. I LOVE being their mother and no pressure, son, but I can't wait until you call me mom.
My little cowboy (I guess boots on = tongue out)
My little lady living large (I promise she does normally wear clothing, it's just that every time she feels the breeze, she shoots it and yes, I was too lazy to go upstairs and get her a new onesie)