The funniest joke I ever heard...

A nurse, a certified nurse assistant and a postpartum mother are sitting in a hospital room. And the mother asks for an ice pack for her aching parts. And the nurse says, "Oh, you can have one more ice pack but then when you go home, you need heat on your aching parts. You need to bathe at least three to four times a day." That nurse obviously never gave birth, much less to more than one child. I'm feeling really good about myself for the evening shower I get in between putting three children down to bed and feedings. Three to four baths? Don't make me laugh.