Eventually I am going to make money off of all these hilarious children.
At the park today, we were splashing around in some puddles created by the sprinklers with Johnny boy and 2 of our neighbor girls age 7 and 4. Johnny was completely soaked and I had him out in the sun to dry.
Me: Isn't this sunshine beautiful? It's so nice and warm.
7 year old neighbor: Yeah, there is not one single cloud in the sky.
Me: I hope we don't get sunburned.
7 year old neighbor: Yeah, look how tan I am. I am so tan.
(Then, after looking at me)
7 year old neighbor: You are not tan...not at all.
At home we made lemonade for the lemonade/chocolate cookie stand and another little friend was helping me make the refill. He is 3 years old and was a pro. It's obvious his mom lets him help make stuff because of how comfortable he was pouring in the sugar and stirring. I asked him to take a taste test.
3 year old neighbor: This needs some more sugar because it tastes a little like nasty.